Guns Don't Kill People, Zombies Do!

Hello, fellow survivors!

"I will not negotiate with the undead!"

The time has come. Rudy Eugene, of Miami, has become the first...zombie! Fear not, B and I will help you become one of the few survivors. Read on to learn how to survive the zombie apocalypse because it will save your life and your brains. 

Survival Necessities:

The Dulles Gun Show has many choices!

• Emergency Kit
• Emergency Plan
• Emergency Food
• Security

Gathering: 

1. How:


• Nation's Gun Show: "C & E Gun Shows is dedicated to producing the most professional, safest and ethical gun shows in the country.  We strive to provide our patrons with the best available selection of firearms, ammo, knives and related merchandise, and our dealers with the largest crowds of qualified buyers anywhere, while always doing all we can do to protect the constitution of the United States of America."


• Gather Supplies:
• Guns, Ammo, MREs, Knifes, and Clothes
2. Where & When:
• The Dulles Expo Center:
• 4320 Chantilly Shopping Center, Chantilly, Virginia 20153
• Dates: June 9 & 10
• Hours:
• Saturday: 9 a.m.- 5 p.m.
• Sunday: 10 a.m. -5 p.m.
3. Cost:
• Adult: $12 
• 3-Day: $18
4. Best Equipment:
• Machete: Always reliable and never runs out of bullets.
• Glock 22 (Generation 4): According to B, "The 40 caliber (cal) provides adequate stopping power without sacrificing high magazine capacity. It holds 15 rounds of 40 cal ammo, which is above average for a large bullet." 



Estimated Price: $549

• Viridian X5L (Generation 2) Gun Laser: According to B, "Red is dead. The Viridian site admits a green laser, which travels farther in sunlight." Will ensure that you kill the zombies with one bullet!
• Estimated Price: $275
• Ammo 556 Green-Tip: Hard to find, but is very accurate. This round will pierce body armor almost as easy as a zombie's skull! 
• Estimated Price: $500 for 1,000 rounds
• MREs (Meal, Ready-To-Eat): Packaged food that contains high caloric meals that are used quite often in the military. They usually have a shelf life of about five years.



6 MREs for $17

• Water Purifier: Make your water safe to drink.



Estimated Price of Steripen: $90

5. Test Yourself:
• Create a contingency plan!
6. Security: 
• Barricade! 
• Be aware of zombies and looters! 
• Don't trust the cops, they think zombies are a myth!
• It will become a man-eat-man world.

"This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door."

-Amanda Hocking

They're dying to get into the gun show!